A man with a halo, angel wings, and a devil horn mask holds a loaf of bread, standing in a kitchen.

Dad Survival Bread.

The Recipe

Dad Survival Bread (The “Please Fix My Life” Loaf)

What you need:

  • 250 gram self raising flour

  • 250 grams Nutty Wheat flour

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 teaspoon Bicarbonate of Soda

  • 625 grams double thick white Greek Yogurt

  • 125 mls milk

  • 62 grams of sugar( optional)

  • Add in whatever mixed seeds, rolled oats, chopped walnuts or pecans and raisins you like until the ancestors say stop. I use about a cup and a half inside, sometimes more and sprinkle more on top!

What you do:

  1. Put everything in a bowl.

  2. Stir with a spoon like a tired human! Sometimes I use my hand and a glove, less washing up. Mix through well!

  3. Pour into a loaf tin that has either been sprayed with grease or lined with waxed paper.

  4. Bake at 180°C for about 60-75 minutes. Baking times depend on ovens of course but when a skewer comes out clean, its done.

  5. These can be baked in mini loaf tins or muffin cups as well but adjust your baking time

  6. I slice and freeze extra loaves as this is great toasted with honey on it!

That’s it.

No mixer.

No drama.

No mountain of dishes.